''I wasn't that drunk''
 ''Dude,you threw my hamster saying: ''Pikachu, I choose you!''

-I wasn't that drunk. -
Dude, you were hugging an old man with a beard, screaming: "Dumbledore...You're alive!!!"

"I wasn't that drunk"
"Man, you went to the bowling and started to yell 'Baby Baby baby ooh' "

I WASN'T THAT DRUNK!
 Dude, you were shaking pineapples yelling "Spongebob, I know you're in there!"

"I wasn't that drunk"
"Dude you were in the closet yelling 'WHERE THE FUCK IS NARNIA!'"

"I wasn't that drunk"
"Dude, you were in my pool trying to find NEMO!"

"I wasn't that drunk."
"Dude, you threw a bird at the police an screamed: GO ANGRY BIRD, KILL THOSE PIGS!"

"I wasn't that drunk",
"Dude, you asked Rebecca Black what day it is!"


hahahahaha, jag döööör!